"Oh I accepted that the moment that I agreed to spend the winter with you," he says, sounding serious though his eyes crinkle a bit at the corner, making it obvious he's trying not to smile.

"You did... It was very good. I'm sorry I put you in that position, but I was amazed. I've never seen anyone stand up to them like that." Not men or women, and he hopes she realizes that without having to point it out. "Were you thinking to bite off his ear?"